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You obviously work for a bail out bank who you had problems gambling investors money in the first place.
Now you are going to get our taxes money from the government to gamble again with, you thought you would be clever by asking this question at are expense.
Here's my answer to your question, who cares what you gamble it on, you have already proved you are a loser. Lets hope we the tax payers have a stake in your bank if you actually get it right this time round.
1.buy lottery scratch off tickets or Buy hundreds of lottery tickets, thus increasing your odds dramatically. Because, let's face it, 138 in 13,458,794 is much better than 1 in 13,458,794 .
2.play the lottery winning numbers like take 5 pick 10 and mega millions and pay for the numbers.
3. Play the casinos slot machine. or the slot machine anywhere.
4. Play Fantasy Football ask someone to play it and you put money
5. Start an e-commerce company that doesn't actually do anything, and give it some catchy name, like e-Lectronicomicon, or e-Technocracy. When people starting buying your worthless stocks, sell your shares and get the hell out of the country.
6.Find an incredibly stupid billionaire and bet that you can get him to gamble. If you don't understand this, then you've probably already lost a load of money.
7.Marry an attractive woman and go to Vegas to gamble compulsively. Some millionaire will offer you big bucks to spend some time with your wife. I don't know if you'll get her back, because I forget the end of the movie.
8.Use your money to pay for tuition at DeVry, so that you can get the skills that employers demand, and some real life work experience. Ha ha ha...uh...sorry. I didn't mean to bash DeVry. Ahh, who am I kidding? Ha ha ha - Devry!
9. Bet on something and put money in it.
10. Sell your stuff to morons on eBay who fall for phrases like "Totally Awesome!", or "Once In a Lifetime Deal!!", or, my personal favourite, "Incredibly Superb!" The more exclamation marks, the better!!!!!!!!!
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